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Once upon a time there was an adventurer called Nevari, he was obviously very lost.
He traveled from city to city, from country to country well atleast he thought that way as
he didn't have any clue where he was.
One day he got in trouble by helping someone injured in middle of road while truck was coming which made a swerve to avoid hitting him and then hit a tree and fell into a ditch which was not really a ditch but huge cliff fortunately it was only carrying Basil as cargo which unfortunately once again got dumped into the ocean.
Next day he went to a bunny farm where the Bunny Meat Co. Chief executive officer Jeanda was with his twin brother Breicor eating blueberries with a fork.
There was an ad on of the barn doors, it was a bounty to bring Nevari dead or alive to the EVILE Ein who was the leader of World Domatination Co. with their catch phrase "Sacrifice is only worthy if it's a gnome especially a fishy one".
Nevari started his escape with everyone hunting him for the bounty reward, he knew that he couldn't escape them forever but he had to try because he loved soup and that he wouldn't never get again if he was captured.
Nevari went to hide in a forest where the bounty hunters got him surrounded without a way to escape,
suddenly a dog came to his side and prevented the bounty hunters taking Nevari by attacking them.
In middle of the fighting three other wanderers came to fight the bounty hunters, they were called Harl, Leony and the legend that is Big G!
In the end the four wanderers walked together to the sunset while admiring the legend for being the Big G!
However the farm wasn't really a bunny farm, it was the secret base of a man that liked to eat toast made by shiny toaster.
He tought the story didn't have happy ending and proceeded to nuke the adventurer to bits and pieces with his nuclear missiles.
The end.
PS. Bunnies.
I'm taking suggestions for next month's story, please send them to henri.ahvenniemi@gmail.com !