Swires (alternate character of Kach)

Well howdy do?
I'd like to introduce myself, I'm Swires, pleased to meetcha!

I'm a mage of the arcane arts, and if truth be known, I'm not all that good, but I try.
Had a few accidents at college when my power first manifested itself, I kept setting fire to my proffesor's beard. Ok so the guy had a few burns, is that any reason to throw me out? Well, anyway, since then I've been practising a lot and I hardly ever set fire to things these days, that accident with the turkey and the steamroller is totally irrelevant. And I'll, erm, well I'll do something mean to anyone that says otherwise!

Grrrrrrr......
Ouch! Damn I set fire to my boots, gotta run......

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			if all gnomes could do this we'd be really screwed

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